Ok So I've got it. I'm editing this post for all of you who have your pics taken with celebrities, or have had your touch with fame.
Personally, I htink I have the ultimate souvenir, (besides my autographed pic of Doug Gilmour, when he was with the Calgary Flames)
Not that I am a hockey fan, but, I don't wanna sound queer or nothing but I think unicorns are kick ass!)
Ok, Y'all remember SNOW!
If you're my age and you live in Canada, you remember the white rapper from the 90's - SNOW. You know, "Informer"
Right, so my aunt is a nurse in Oakville, and she used to go to Snow's gramma's house and tend to her. So every time she goes there, Snow's gramma always gives her stuff. So my mom is visiting my aunt one day and she has to go to Snow's gramma's house so my mom goes with her. While my mom is at SNOW's gramma's house, she is like oh take this and take that, I'd like you to have this stuff. So my mom leaves with a brass camel and a couple of silver salt and pepper shakers.....
I end up visiting my mom and aunt that weekend in Oakville and my mom is like "UHHHHH, Do you want SNOW'S gramma's camel????" Of course I was like "what you talkin about willis?" So she told me the story, and I'm like UH YA OF COURSE I DO!!!!!!"
SO there is the story about Snow's gramma's camel.
K so what If I stuck a button on him saying, help I think I'm a rock star, I think it add's character!!!
So for those of you who need a refresher, here it is!!!
[CHORUS:]
Informer
You know say daddy me snow me-a (gonna) blame
A licky boom-boom down'
Tective man he say, say Daddy Me Snow me stab someone down the lane
A licky boom-boom downPolice-a them-a they come and-a they blow down me door
One him come crawl through through my window
So they put me in the back the car at the station
From that point on I reach my destination
Well the destination reached in down-a East detention
Where they whip down me pants look up me bottom
[CHORUS]
Bigger they are they think they have more power
There on the phone me say that on hour
Me for want to use it once and-a me call me lover
Lover who me callin'-a the one Tammy
And me love her in my heart down to my belly-a
Yes say Daddy Me Snow me I feel cool and deadly
Yes the one MC Shan and the one Daddy Snow
Together we-a love 'em(?) as a tornado
[CHORUS]
Listen to me ya better listen for me now
Listen to me ya better listen for me now
When-a me rock-a the microphone, me rock on steady-aYes-a Daddy
Me Snow me are the article don
But the in an a-out (?) a dance an they say,
"Where ya come from?"
People them say I come from Jamaica
But me born and raised (in the ghetto) I want ya to know-a
Pure black people man thats all I man know
Yeah me shoes are-a tear up an-a my toes used to show-a
Where me-a born in-a the one Toronto
[CHORUS]
Come with a nice young lady
Intelligent, yes she gentle and irie
Everywhere me go me never lef' her at all-ie
Yes-a Daddy Snow me are the roam dance man-a
Roam between-a dancin' in-a in-a nation-a
You never know say Daddy Me Snow me are the boom shakata
Me never lay-a down flat in-a one cardboard box-a
Yes-a Daddy Me Snow me-a go reachin' out da top
[CHORUS]
Why would he? [repeat]
[MC Shan:]
Me sittin round cool with my jiggy jiggy girl
Police knock my door, lick up my pal
Rough me up and I cant do a thing
Pick up my line when my telephone ring
Take me to the station, black up my hands
Trail me down 'cause I'm hangin with the Snowman
What an I gonna do, I'm backed and I'm trapped
Smack me in my face, took all of my gap
They have no clues and they wanna get warmer
But Shan won't turn informer
[CHORUS]
3 comments:
In the vernacular of the street here when people give you shit, it is generally a dose of putting you down verbally. If people give you crap or stuff, you might wind up with things they no longer want. Older people begin to dispose because of the wierd notion that it would be a lot of work to get rid of things when they die. What the heck do they care, they will be dead and most of us will sort through the piles of junk and take the few good items and throw the rest away. I like your camel. MUD
I get what yer saying, I will make a change to avoid confusion :)
Aw I was wondering when he was going to make his debut. And as long as he thinks he's a rock star, he won't turn informer. But I might...this is K8 btw, for some reason my computer is acting terrible.
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