Holy Guacamole!

Check this out!!! A painting elephant.
Be sure to watch it all the way through!

Subtract Weekends!

So when you subtract the weekends from my 52 day countdown, I have only 38 work days left.

WOAH!!!

I love the 80's

Remember this song?
Toy Soldier - Martika

So lame, but so good

Venus as a boy!

Hmmmm, this song, Ideal! When I say Ideal, I mean like my third favorite song of any band of all time. My faves? Unison - Bjork, Possibly Maybe - Bjork, Venus as a boy - Bjork. After that it's like Portishead, Veruca Salt, Sloan, Kathleen Edwards, etc etc etc.........

So this video has a story, so of course I bought the book 10 years ago, when I found out......so weird, but so so so wicked. I friggin love it!

It could be sweet.

And I know I've been runnin' for years!

I still have the urge to run away, and I'm not sure that running from one job to another is going to solve my problem.

I'm a different person today, than I was 2 years ago, or 5 years ago, not entirely, but there definitely is a difference. My thoughts are different, my goals are different, my interests are different and it takes different things to make me happy. What I should be doing is finding the things that make me happy now, and doing them, or seeing them, or pursuing them. Yet somehow I find myself sticking to what I'm used to. What is it going to take to make me move forward? I can't keep doing what I'm doing.

I wish things could be easier.

But do you really feel alive?

Nobody knows, but I have been listening to a Damien Rice mix cd every single day on my way to work, on the way home, on my way to meet friends, on my way to skating, for for 3.5 months. 7 songs, on repeat. I have not once taken it out to change it for another one. Is that weird?

This song gets teh most playtime, runner-up, Elephant. I guess it's kind of a sad song lyricly, but I just love the song.
This isn't the actual video, I guess someone made it with clips from a Battlestar Galactica Episode. Never seen the show. Ne juge pas!



Lyrics:

Well I held you like a lover:
Happy hands
And your elbow in the appropriate place.

And we ignored our others:
Happy plans
With a delicate look upon your face.

Our bodies moved and hardened:
Hurting parts of your garden
With no room for a pardon
In a place
Where no one knows
What we have done.

Do you cum?
Together ever with him?
And is he dark enough?
Enough to see your light?
And do you brush your teeth before you kiss?
Do you miss my smell?
And is he bold enough to take you on?
Do you feel like you belong?
And does he drive you wild?
Or just mildly free?

What about me?

Well you held me like a lover:
Sweaty hands
And my foot in the appropriate place.

And we use cushions to cover:
[Accidental Babies lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]

Happy glands
In the mild eschew of our disgrace.

Our minds pressed and guarded:
While our flesh disregarded
The lack of space
For the light-hearted
In the boom
That beats our drum.

Well I know I make you cry
And I know sometimes you wanna die
But do you really feel alive
Without me?
If so: be free.
If not: leave him for me.
Before one of us has accidental babies.
For We are in love.

Do you cum?
Together ever with him?
And is he dark enough?
Enough to see your light?
And do you brush your teeth before you kiss?
Do you miss my smell?
Is he bold enough to take you on?
Do you feel like you belong?
And does he drive you wild?
Or just mildly free?

What about me?
What about me?
What about...?

But she's only 7 years old!

Charged in assault on a Seven year old girl, Nicholas Finelli also faces 2 other charges.

This is totally disgusting.

cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!

I just wanted to post a few cute pictures on my blog. The 1st and 3rd pic were found on Cuteoverload and the other two pictures were just found when I did a "cute baby animal" search in Google.

Peeeeeeeps!

These little guys don't even look real! I love how their eyes are all closed!

Fuzzy Hi-fives!

Wait for me maw!

Hammie Sammie!

CURIOUS?

Simpsons Trivia

I've always wondered this, until tonight....On the opening credits of the simpsons, when Maggie is scanned at the grocery store, what does the cash register say? Does anyone actually know?

There's nothing I love more, than a good joke

As I was ending a phone conversation with Nick tonight, he blurts out the following joke: "When I was growing up, we were so poor, if you didn't wake up with a hard-on on christmas morning, you had nothing to play with all day"!

My god, I love funny people!