What?!?

So, I didn't get the job. They hired someone "more experienced". I have like 6 years experience doing this shit. It's not like it's some senior position or anything, hell, I was even willing to take an $8000/year pay cut.
We now interupt this blog post for a brief adult temper tantrum.

Shit fuck hell damn shit fuck shit, fuck.
Shit for brains
Asshole
Dickweed
Low life
You're a mother fucker and I hate you
Fuck shit hell damn shit fuck
fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you!
"I've been so mad lately" - Butt Trumpet



I don't feel any better.

Unemployment blues

I've been waiting all week to hear about a job that I really want. I'm not sure if I actually want it, or if I just want it because I really think I can get it. I was told I should hear back today. No phone call.

I'm kind of bummed because it is the only interview I've had in a month, after sending out tons of resumes and by tons I mean about 45 this month. I'm not an idiot, I have a lot of experience, so what's up? I have been unemployed for over 2 months now, which is just messed up. I haven't been unemployed since I started working over 10 years ago. I haven't reached the "what's wrong with me" stage yet, but god damn, I think it's coming.

Oh ya, my boyfriend got a promotion yesterday. Awesome!

Shit, fuck, hell, damn, shit, fuck, shit! FUCK!

I was told last wednesday that I was being laid off. My last day was yesterday. LAME!
Company restructuring. Sucks ass.
I've been feeling pretty bummed, so yesterday I went and got a wicked hair cut.
Today I went and got my nails done, (acrylic fakies) I have no idea why, I can't type or text with them. But the chick who did htem told me I now look high maintenance, ya cause that was the look I was going for. "Make me look like a total C**T please!

Anyways, I feel a bit better now cause I look pretty-ish.
So now I have to start the job hunt. There's nothing more I hate in the universe, than job hunting.
Everything about it; fixing the resume, searching for job postings, personalizing the resume for each job, getting the phone calls, returning phone calls, going to interviews, trying to be on my best behaviour, and so on and so forth. blah.

Anyone wanna give me a job? Or a whole wack of cash?
You let me know.

Coconut is my fave!

In the spirit of trying to get more involved at work, and possibly make some friends in Calgary, I volunteered to make something for our Valentines bake sale for the social committee.
I made coconut hearts, (ya mom, I ripped off your coconut peaks recipe and made it my own)

Dig?

I'd give this one to Haley cause it's super sweet and turned out perfect....

If you live in Canada and would like to sample a coconut heart, make your request here. Serious inquiries only. : )

In other news, Benson was tubing for about 3 hours last night, at first I thought he didn't like it, but I quickly realised that he totally loved it and just wouldn't stop. I think he's addicted. If you would like to donate your toilet paper rolls to the little guy, you can email me here.

p.s. I took a few videos, once they are up on youtube, you bet your ass I'ma post that shit.