Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Here kitty kitty!


Take away the frosted hair, flashy Vegaswear, and element of danger, and what would Siegfried and Roy have?
Um, the perfect job.
Well, today’s your lucky day: Lifestyle Pets is serving it up on a silver (it better be) platter.
If you have a spare $22,000 lying around, you can get yourself the world’s most exotic domestic cat, the Ashera. By blending the bloodlines of the African Serval and Asian Leopard Cat with a domestic cat, a totally tame feline resembling a mini leopard is born.
Don’t be intimidated by their fierce, leopard-like looks; Asheras are fully socialized, affectionate, and intelligent. They get along with children and other pets and require the same care as a regular house cat. They even enjoy leisurely walks on a leash.
Your Ashera is hand delivered fully vaccinated with nail caps on its claws, as well as a year of veterinary insurance, a microchip identifier, and the ear of an animal behaviorist for ten years. Because you can never be too careful.
Just ask Roy.
Taken from a daily candy email recieved yesterday! I WANT ONE!!!!!

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