Life's little surprises!

This morning when I woke up, I checked my bank account to make sure I have enough to cover rent, which is coming up in a few days, and I magically find a $56.00 deposit from the Government. Thank you Government, you have now given me a bit of cash to get me by until my EI kicks in, if it ever does....oh and thank you Government, for making me wait over 4 weeks and counting to potentially get EI benefits that I have paid into for 10 years and never claimed....Give me my money, biatch!

I know what I'll do today!

Woman Mauled by Polar Bear

Source: AOL.com

Posted: 04/13/09 8:05AM

(April 11) - A woman stunned onlookers by jumping into a polar bear enclosure at a zoo Friday, suffering serious injuries after one of the four bears inside attacked her.

Zookeepers at the Berlin Zoo fought off the attacking bear from outside the enclosure as they pulled the German woman, 32, to safety, Britain’s Daily Telegraph reported. The woman, who jumped into a moat in the enclosure, suffered serious bites to her arms and legs. In December, a man who jumped into the same enclosure also survived after zookeepers baited the polar bears away with beef. It was not clear why the woman jumped into the area.

HEY People!!!! Polar Bears are nasty animals, they look cute, fuzzy and adorable, but they are one of the only animals who will hunt a human, and if they find you, they will kill you, or should I say mutilate, then kill you. Why on earth would you jump into an enclosure with 4 of them? Apparently some dude did the same thing last year. What's up with these Germans?

I just wanted to say...

That I love this band, and song.

Dammit Panthera!

So Haley sent me a link to "how bizarre" by OMC on Youtube, I cant post the video cause it doesnt allow embeding. So funny. WHich reminds me that my buddy Dave had sent me a funny link last week. So SO funny!



Bevis and Butthead will always be funny!

Employment stats.

Or should I say, Un-employment Stats.

Jobs I have applied for: 77
Interviews: 4
Offers: 0

I'm losin the game here. I have to add, that about 45 of those jobs I applied for in April, and most of them don't close til May 1st-ish. So there's hope.
I never thought it would be this tough to find a job, I had 4 offers during the first month, when I moved here in August.

In other news, I feel confident saying that the Flames have won their past 2 games, not because I checked the scores, but because the amount of screaming, yelling, honking and woohooing I have heard outside my apartment from the pubs on 17th Ave.

Time for an Emergency Broadcast!

Er, I mean Cat Cast.



And what does Charles Manson think about Caturday?

Thriller a la Lego!

JUST AWESOME



I'm sure most of you will get bored pretty quickly, a nd what you really want to see are the Zombie lego men dancing in rows so skip ahead to the 8 minute 15 second mark to get your fix. The whole thing is worth watching though. The amount of work that was put into making this video is amazing.